• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

  • Me:

    “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

  • Mother:

    “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

  • Mother:

    “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

  • Boy:

    “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

  • Boy:

    *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

Source: notalwaysright.com
Notes: 91121 View comments 6/5/12 — 6:43pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z5L5hvMqEgfK
 
  1. fuckherewegoagain reblogged this from doughpants
  2. doughpants reblogged this from lazy-asian
  3. lazy-asian reblogged this from thatscompletelyerrelephant
  4. thatscompletelyerrelephant reblogged this from fieldofdeadroses
  5. fieldofdeadroses reblogged this from princebjthedj
  6. justlivewhileyouarealive reblogged this from chloevaldez
  7. baileynicoole reblogged this from lovelywonderness
  8. lovelywonderness reblogged this from walker-texas-ranger
  9. vamppixiejd reblogged this from wingedflame
  10. wingedflame reblogged this from itsnotgayifitsonthemoon
  11. mylittlemuggles reblogged this from phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess
  12. schnapskatze reblogged this from yall-mothafuckas-need-misha
  13. copingwiththemadnesswithin reblogged this from yeahthatsnormal
  14. shanoodles333 reblogged this from screechthemighty
  15. classylightsage reblogged this from modern-day-sideshow
  16. those-dead-frenchboys reblogged this from screechthemighty
  17. screechthemighty reblogged this from misery-loves-comedy
  18. imthebigbadbear reblogged this from instantelectricattitude
  19. supportingthosewhoarehurting reblogged this from turtles-go-quack
  20. sienasaurs reblogged this from turtles-go-quack
  21. bury-y0ur-h3ad reblogged this from turtles-go-quack
  22. turtles-go-quack reblogged this from gaybott
  23. sugarnapalm reblogged this from whore-rendously
  24. stagofsymbolism reblogged this from itsnotgayifitsonthemoon
  25. freedommarch reblogged this from collidewiththe-partyscene
  26. magpie-150 reblogged this from worsthobbitever
  27. paulruddismylife reblogged this from angles-have-the-phone-box
  28. introverted-wallflower reblogged this from angles-have-the-phone-box
  29. simplykph reblogged this from teamsweettooth
Blog comments powered by Disqus